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Movie Trailer Inflames Associated Press

The lamestream media told you:

My local paper, the #2 rag in the Gannett empire, along with papers nationwide, ran this:

"Fury over an anti-Islam film spread across the Muslim world Friday, with deadly clashes near near Western embassies in Tunisia and Sudan, and American fast-food restaurant set ablaze in Lebanon... (Lee Keath, AP, 9/15/12 "Anti-U.S. furor rages in Mideast")...  al-Qaida's most active branch in the Middle East called for more attacks on U.S. embassies Saturday to 'set the fires blazing,' seeking to co-opt outrage over an anti-Muslim film..." (Maamoun Youssef, AP 9/16/12, Yemen branch lauds violence, urges copycat assaults)...  "The leader of the militant Hezbollah group exhorted hundreds of thousands of supporters in a rare appearance Monday to keep up the campaign against an anti-Islam video that has unleashed deadly violence and anger at the United states across the Muslim world... (Zeina Karam, AP, 9/18/12 Anti-U.S. protests spreading)...

The Uninvited Ombudsman notes however that:

A laughable amateurish movie TRAILER released in JUNE (the movie itself has NOT been released), with hokey acting, kindergarten-level costuming, fake beards too chintzy for K-Mart, bad dubbing, a nearly incoherent script, in English without subtitles that illiterate Arabs could not understand, is being blamed by the Associated Press, attributed to jihadis and by the current administration for islamist jihadis' coordinated attacks on Western interests in the middle east, carefully timed around the anniversary of the muslim global jihad perpetrated in America on September 11, 2001. See the silly film: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsIqjg3VkrE.

The American president, Barack Hussein Obama, whose Arabic middle name we are not supposed to mention and which is UNIVERSALLY suppressed by the lamestream media for fears of associating him with his somewhat muslim roots, has his entire administration perpetrating the delayed film-trailer-caused-rioting myth, despite any evidence to the contrary. Hillary Rodham Clinton, whose middle name the lamestream pack media UNIVERSALLY uses to show they are not anti-feminist, is leading the delayed movie-trailer-myth propaganda campaign. Both Hussein and Rodham are featured in an Urdu-captioned advertisement in Pakistan disavowing any association with the movie trailer. Pakistanis reportedly do not understand this since, in Pakistan, all released films are government approved.

In other news, the president of Libya said his government sources confirmed that the attacks were a coordinated effort celebrating the Sep. 11 attacks on America and were not a spontaneous attack arising from discontent among muslims over a three-month-old amateur film trailer. The administration downplayed or simply ignored the Libyan president's remarks. Members of the international intelligence community, according to CNN, similarly doubted the administration's explanations of the assaults. Also unexplained is how the extreme murderous anger of the Arab-Muslim-Islamist-Islamic-Hezbollah-Al-Qaida-Libyan-Egyptian-Tunisian-Middle-Eastern-Pakistani-Sudanese-Indonesian-Lebanese-Hamas-Jihadi-Extremist-AndSoOn factions was kept under wraps for three months so it all could explode in coordinated attacks spontaneously around nine-eleven by coincidence. Meanwhile, reporters nationwide were caught asking incredulous questions of sources, seeking to find out if the attacks were just coincidentally occurring on September 11, the anniversary of the glorious jihad in the United States.

In other news, a CNN reporter found murdered Ambassador Chris Steven's journal in the ruins of the Benghazi embassy, three days after it was assaulted and trashed. The Hussein-Obama administration had no immediate answers as to why the embassy had been so poorly protected during the assault that left the Ambassador and three other Americans dead, or why reporters were able to roam around the ruins and find the journal, three days later, with no guards, no marines, no Libyan soldiers, no FBI and no crime scene protection. The State Department issued a stern rebuke to CNN for finding the journal, which CNN did not quote from but did use as a reference, and turned over to Stevens' family. The president could not be reached for comment, because he was scheduled to appear on Letterman, Beyonce, The View, and had to avoid world leaders at the U.N. Why U.S. officials did not find the journal first is unexplained as we go to press. And astounding.

According to the Obama administration, reported by the AP and other lamestream outlets, Libyans carried Ambassador Stevens' body to safety after he was murdered because people were outraged over a movie made in the U.S. According to Libyan TV and posted on the web, the Ambassador's body was not treated with the decorum American's were led to believe.





In other news, Piss Christ, a photograph of a crucifix displayed in a jar of urine went back on display at the Edward Nayhem Gallery in Manhattan. The White House issued no statement. The artist, Andres Serrano, lives in New York and is not in hiding like the filmmaker.

Mr. Hussein-Obama's polling results in the upcoming election appear unaffected by the events, which he termed a bump in the road.

Orwellian 9-11 Language

The lamestream media told you:

Terror. Terror attacks. Terrorists. Militants. Saudis.

The Uninvited Ombudsman notes however that:

Even in the face of constant broadcast and printed "news" reminders to Never Forget and We Will Always Remember, the political landscape is being washed of the truth about the Sep. 11 attacks on the United States. Periodic survey of news channels and news sources on 9-11 turned up no mentions of Islamists, Islamic warriors, Mulsim jihadis, or the global jihad being waged against the West. Maybe you saw some that I missed in an admitedly sporadic and unscientific survey. We were treated to endless footage of our losses again, and solemn ceremonies for the victims who are dearly missed, that got me choked up more than once. But the vicious and savage enemies who attacked us cannot be plainly named by the lamestream anymore, for fear of insulting them or appearing insensitive.

Osama Bin Laden Is Dead

The lamestream media told you:

Osama Bin Laden Is Dead. Osama Bin Laden Is Dead. Osama Bin Laden Is Dead. Osama Bin Laden Is Dead. Osama Bin Laden Is Dead. Osama Bin Laden Is Dead. Osama Bin Laden Is Dead. Osama Bin Laden Is Dead. Osama Bin Laden Is Dead. Osama Bin Laden Is Dead. Osama Bin Laden Is Dead. Osama Bin Laden Is Dead. Osama Bin Laden Is Dead. Osama Bin Laden Is Dead. Osama Bin Laden Is Dead.

The Uninvited Ombudsman notes however that:

The U.S. reporting on the apparent death of Osama Bin Laden was disgraceful. A single fact was used for endless hours of repetitious and vacuous reporting. No new news is big news to the “news” media, once big news is released.

The U.S. public was treated to thousands of repetitious images of a vile criminal smiling, shooting guns, holding meetings, teaching, walking -- it was a horrendous tribute to a horrendous criminal, remorselessly played for the public ad nauseum. The repetitious-image approach mimicked the "reporting" of the suspect in the Tucson shooting of Gabrielle Giffords for reasons that were unclear at press time.

Images of Navy Seals training, shooting, swimming, running, deploying in multiple environments from multiple departure vehicles --  the real heroes in the event -- were not shown, because there was no time left after all the stock images of the dead guy day after day, according to experts.

No facts emerged for days, especially the most important facts that were immediately available -- the reaction of Osama's supporters -- vicious and dedicated muslim enemies of the U.S. in nearly 70 nations.

We do know that when the twin towers were attacked in 2001, our muslim arch-enemies, who Mr. Obama assures us we are not at war with, were dancing in the streets and giving out candy. Virtually no muslim stood up to condemn the attack back then, casting doubt on Obama's Osama assertions.

According to at least half of America, Mr. Obama may believe we are not at war with muslims, but muslims believe they are at war with us.

Rumors of Americans now going about fully armed all the time, to deter possible muslim reprisals cannot be confirmed, since smartly armed people do not give up tactical advantage easily.

Al Jazeera TV, available to anyone with an Internet connection, ate the U.S. media's lunch on the issue. While American talking heads were speculating and pontificating, and congratulating themselves on the glorious but ten-year-late victory, Al Jazeera was on the ground in muslim country after muslim country, covering what's going on in the belly of the beast. No grandstand cheering could be found from the religion of peace, now that its most prominent figure was apparently disposed of and, in true Mafia style, turned into fish bait.

Contrary to the words of Mr. Obama, Osama bin laden was not brought to justice, a tasteful euphemism preferred by girliemen in a position of power. He was put to death, a significant difference, especially to the dead person, according to leading experts who refused to be identified. The same experts point out that Obama's Osama victory was due in large measure to Obama's predecessors. Obama's actions in office actually severely weakened our fight against muslims, a fact easily studied with a simple Google search (banning effective interrogations, reducing assets, changing language and terms to protect the religion of peace from oprobrium, etc.).

According to Al Jazeera sources, locals reported a heavy-duty mission underway, with multiple helicopters running with lights off. Contributors in Pakistan (pronounced pock-EE-ston according to Obama) had long believed he was long dead. No clear representation of how much ISI -- Pakistani intelligence -- were involved, and if they were, unclear what reprisals that might generate.

Real news agencies would have Arabic-speaking reporters attending mosques around the world and reporting on what was going on there, you think?

Obama Spins Gun Yarn Expertly

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Mr. Obama has a message for us about the Tucson atrocity, in the Tucson newspaper editorial section.

"But since that day, we have lost perhaps another 2,000 members of our American family to gun violence...

"Every single day, America is robbed of more futures. It has awful consequences for our society. And as a society, we have a responsibility to do everything we can to put a stop to it.

"Now, like the majority of Americans, I believe that the Second Amendment guarantees an individual right to bear arms. And the courts have settled that as the law of the land. In this country, we have a strong tradition of gun ownership that's handed from generation to generation. Hunting and shooting are part of our national heritage. And, in fact, my administration has not curtailed the rights of gun owners - it has expanded them, including allowing people to carry their guns in national parks and wildlife refuges.

"The fact is, almost all gun owners in America are highly responsible. They're our friends and neighbors. They buy their guns legally and use them safely, whether for hunting or target shooting, collection or protection. And that's something that gun-safety advocates need to accept. Likewise, advocates for gun owners should accept the awful reality that gun violence affects Americans everywhere, whether on the streets of Chicago or at a supermarket in Tucson."

The Uninvited Ombudsman notes however that:

In a nearly perfect use of Alinsky's principles (Rules For Radicals, the socialist play book for modern times), Mr. Obama has reversed the reasoning of both sides in the gun debate, exactly 180 degrees. It is a stunningly clever manipulation of language, for manipulation of thought.

He ascribes to gun haters (what he now coins as "gun-safety advocates," a term you can bet you'll start seeing from the Brady clan) all the values that gun-rights advocates hold, and tells the haters it's something, "you need to accept" such as "gun owners in America are highly responsible. They're our friends and neighbors. They buy their guns legally and use them safely, whether for hunting or target shooting, collection or protection."

Then he tells gun-rights advocates they need to accept what the haters believe: "gun owners should accept the awful reality that gun violence affects Americans everywhere, whether on the streets of Chicago or at a supermarket in Tucson."

That last statement is demonstrably false, despite his earlier assertion that, "we have lost perhaps another 2,000 members of our American family to gun violence." The drug-gang members, illegal immigrants and poverty-stricken victims of government policies who live in bad neighborhoods are a tangent to the American Family. These people don't die in your neighborhoods, and are not victims of guns. They are victims of demographics, geography, poverty and socio-economic conditions no one wants to look at hard. They include a large portion of suicidal elderly who have become destitute, are in pain and have no recourse in a disintegrated medical system, and a moderate number of individuals who are depressed without adequate support.

See the maps and data in Gunshot Demographics, to learn the truth. Find out how, "The Bad Part of Town" and failed social policies are used for sinister attacks on the right to keep and bear arms,
and help justify the law enforcement world and its budgets.

http://www.gunlaws.com/GunshotDemographics.htm

Jihadi Trial Movement

The lamestream media told you:

Maybe we should move the New York City trials of Islamist jihadi mass murders elsewhere.

The Uninvited Ombudsman notes however that:

It seems obvious to everyone but federal officials in power that "soldiers of allah" attacking us or attempting to attack us are enemy combatants -- not suspected criminals in need of Miranda rights.

If we spend an astounding $216 million on security (in the first year alone!) for a trial of confessed atrocity murderers, even though that will "create jobs and help America's economy" (no officials have said that but you know they're thinking about it, and "officials" in one upstate New York city are actually lobbying for the gig), the muslim insurgents have won this round. They are laughing at us. Those of us with brains are laughing too, between the tears.

Why isn't the media -- or anyone -- questioning how the executive branch is considering moving a trial, which is the clear responsibility of the judicial branch? Isn't there a separation of powers anymore that we used to cherish as a bedrock of our freedom? Can the executive branch do that to your trial?

The Wayback Machine

A pile of recently uncovered clippings reveal stories the Uninvited Ombudsman should have covered, and didn't for lack of time and too many things on one plate, but that's no reason to keep them hidden:

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"Swiss voters overwhelmingly approved a constitutional ban on minarets on Sunday, barring construction of the iconic mosque towers in a surprise vote that put Switzerland at the forefront of a European backlash against a growing muslim population," according to the Associated Press on 11/30/09.

The only thing surprising is that this hasn't happened sooner, as the muslim plan for world conquest calls for fifth column actions by immigrants rapidly overpopulating and manipulating indigenous cultures into dhimmitude, or slavery (look it up). It is unknown if Americans will show the testicular fortitude of the Swiss, but one can hope.
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"During a 12-month period ending in March of last year, the U.S. intelligence community suggested on a daily basis that 1,600 people qualified for the terrorism watch list because they presented a 'reasonable suspicion' according to data provided to the Senate Judiciary Committee," according to the Washington Post on 11/1/09. "The FBI indicated the list has 400,000 names, and each day considers 600 that should be removed and 4,800 that should be modified. Less than 5% of the people on the list are U.S. citizens or legal permanent residents. Nine percent are also on the government 'no-fly' list."

Anyone who thinks muslims are not out to get us only has to look at those numbers to recognize the scope of the problem, even if officials and the newspapers continue to avoid any adjectives but bland "terrorism." U.S. attorney general Holder has sought unbridled power to add anyone to the lists with limited oversight, sending gun owners into a justified frenzy because rights could be stripped away without a finding of guilt or their knowledge, especially by an AG who has shown complete disrespect for the right to keep and bear arms. That legitimate fear needs to be balanced against the massive numbers of islamists and other miscreants who seek to destroy us, and who need to be dealt with in the harshest terms, even if their underwear is not filled with explosives.
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"Muslim Countries Seek Blasphemy Ban: Four years after cartoons of the prophet Mohammed set off violent protests across the muslim world, islamic nations are mounting a campaign for an international treaty to protect religious symbols and beliefs from mockery that would put them on a collision course with free speech laws in the West," according to the Associated Press on 11/20/09. "If ratified in countries that enshrine freedom of expression as a fundamental right, it would require them to limit free speech if it risks seriously offending religious believers."

This mindless report that suggests muslim terrorists can defeat free speech, and prevent criticism of their heathen ways, by enacting international treaties, is an insult to journalism. It's a wake up call to Americans and freedom lovers everywhere that the media may as well be in bed with the enemy, and the enemy is evil personified. If a real American had reported this story, it could have said, "The newly revealed muslim plan for islamists to shut down free speech with an international treaty, preventing criticism of the most vile pseudo religion on earth, was met with shock, anger and widespread dedication to armed resistance if such a blatantly tyrannical plan were ever attempted."
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Islamic Morality Crackdown

The lamestream media told you:

"KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia — Fifty-two unmarried Muslim couples face charges of sexual misconduct and possible jail terms after being caught alone in hotel rooms by Islamic Morality Police during a New Year's Day crackdown," according to an unbylined article from the Associated Press.

"The detained, mostly students and young factory workers, are expected to be charged with "khalwat," or "close proximity," which under Malaysia's Islamic Shariah law is described as couples not married to each other being alone together in a private place." http://tinyurl.com/yc8vtpg

The Uninvited Ombudsman notes however that:

Fortunately, unmarried close proximity in a private place for Muslims only carries a two-year prison sentence and a fine. That must be why feminist groups nationwide have been deathly silent about the pre-dawn raids. Information birdogged from nightclubs in America suggests the hottest new pickup line is now, "Hey darling, let's khalwat."

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Illinois Wants Islamofascists

The lamestream media told you:

Mr. Obama plans to open a nearly unused prison in Illinois to house prisoners currently being held at the Guantanamo Bay military facility. Local residents are overjoyed because this could bring as many as 3,000 jobs to the economically depressed community. "The prison is safe and secure," claims unidentifiable government spokespersons.

The Uninvited Ombudsman notes however that:

The pundits are busy screaming about granting rights to enemy combatants, bringing terrorists to U.S soil, making Illinois the target of future jihadi attacks, granting a world stage to evil, possibilities for escape, radicalizing other prisoners and people at the prison, and they're correct about all that.

But with massive prison overcrowding we keep hearing about, why is this joint empty? Why was it even built? The media has failed to ask.

With a total of 198 prisoners at Gitmo, why do we need to fund, according to published reports, 3,000 frickin employees at a local prison? The media failed to ask.

What will those 3,000 tax-paid people be doing with 198 prisoners of war? The media failed to ask, simply parroting the wonderful employment opportunity figures handed them by government, who sees this as a jobs-creation bonanza. Islamist warriors as a jobs program -- think about that.

Can these Muslim jihad terrorists (the administration and their media sycophants prefer to label them "extremists") cause our financial collapse by simply getting arrested, at a rate of 15 employees per jihadi?

You recall what the communist Chinese thought of Obama during his recent visit, right?

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Muslims Have Guns

The lamestream media told you:

"DETROIT - Federal authorities on Wednesday arrested several members of a radical Sunni Islam group in the U.S., killing one of its leaders at a shootout in a Michigan warehouse, the U.S. attorney's office said," according to a story by Ed White circulated by the AP.

"FBI spokeswoman Sandra Berchtold said Abdullah refused to surrender, fired a weapon and was killed by gunfire from agents.

"Abdullah regularly preached anti-government rhetoric and was trained, along with his followers, in the use of firearms, martial arts and swords, the agent said.

"Abdullah preaches that every Muslim should have a weapon, and should not be scared to use their weapon when needed," Leone wrote.

"This group is very much American born and bred," according to a chaplain-professor quoted by the AP, which also reports the "members of the national group mostly are Black and some converted to Islam while in prisons across the United States." They are apparently led by "Jamil Abdullah al-Amin, formerly known as H. Rap Brown, who is serving a life sentence in a federal prison in Colorado."

 The Uninvited Ombudsman notes however that:

While Americans generally back FBI and other efforts to root out and eliminate radical Muslim terrorists on U.S. soil and elsewhere, some of the justifications used by the FBI for doing so, if accurately reported by the AP, are cause for grave concern.

Patriotic advocates of limited government and delegated constitutional powers routinely discuss what could be called "anti-government rhetoric," and are "trained, along with his followers, in the use of firearms," and other weapons. This is considered decent American behavior in all but small fringe leftist circles.

"Most people who believe in limited government, where people are the masters and the government is the servant, do of course say, 'that every American should have a weapon, and should not be scared to use their weapon when needed,'" according to several unnamed patriots speaking on condition of anonymity for fear of FBI assaults on their homes, known in FBI circles as "compounds."

The NY Times, in a provocative additional item not reported by AP, says Abdullah said, "To obtain bulletproof vests for protection, he told followers, they should 'shoot a cop in the head, and take their vest,'" according to the court-filed complaint. U.S. patriots never make such suggestions, and such actions would indeed be reasonable grounds for investigating the group, which authorities did for three years before the assault on their compound.

Nor does an American normally threaten, as the Times reports, "that if the police ever tried to apprehend him, he would 'just strap a bomb on and blow up everybody.'" Suicide bombs are widely viewed as stupid bombs by Americans, who have a decided preference for smart bombs.

Obama's Muslim Unsupporters

The lamestream media told you:

From the AP: "CAIRO – Al-Qaida on Tuesday released a new 106-minute long video predicting President Barack Obama's downfall at the hands of the Muslim world.

"The Arabic-language video, entitled 'The West and the Dark Tunnel,' is part of series of messages by the organization marking the eighth anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks. Bin Laden released a short message of his own on Sept. 14...

"Many analysts believe that al-Qaida has been alarmed by Obama's comparative popularity in the Middle East, especially following his landmark speech to the Muslim world in Cairo in June.

"'America has come in a new, hypocritical face. Smiling at us, but stabbing us with the same dagger that Bush used,'" said Al-Qaida's No. 2 boy Ayman al-Zawahri in the message...

"'God willing, your end will be at the hands of the Muslim nation, so that the world and history will be free of your crimes and lies,'" he said addressing Obama at the end of the two-part video...

"'Unfortunately for the Democrats, and judging by their first seven-and-a-half months at the helm of the sinking American ship, the prognosis doesn't look good,' he said." http://tinyurl.com/nrf9sp

The Uninvited Ombudsman notes however that:

I can't add much to that. I've been wondering why we haven't heard much from our friends the Muslims and the religion of peace. It's interesting that they too have noticed Obama has a tendency to lie, but that of course just makes him the same as virtually every other politician in office, so it's unfair to single him out for it. Several careful analyses of his lies before Congress have circulated widely on the web and are easily googled, but are inexplicably missing in lamestream reports.

The AP translation, "God willing, your end will be at the hands of the Muslim nation," would of course have been "Allah willing, your end will be at the hands of the Muslim nation," in the original.

In late breaking news, Mr. Obama received the Nobel Peace prize, in part for his work with Muslims, according to the awards committee, surprising him and nearly everyone else on the planet, even his ardent supporters, some of whom are Muslims and are now celebrating.

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  • Freelance writer Alan Korwin is a founder and past president of the Arizona Book Publishing Association. With his wife Cheryl he operates Bloomfield Press, the largest producer and distributor of gun-law books in the country. Here writing as "The Uninvited Ombudsman," Alan covers the day's stories as they ought to read. Read more.

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