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Criminals Aren't Victims (no. 1)

The lamestream media told you:
The tiny "Register & Bee" in Danville, Virginia, reports that a shooting victim has died.

The Uninvited Ombudsman notes however that:
Luckily, the victim is fine. The man mistakenly identified as the victim was actually the criminal, shot and killed while invading an occupied home. The innocent victim of his felony assault was unharmed and is said to be doing well.

The headline, "Victim Identified in North Avenue Shooting," should have read, "Heroic Armed Homeowner Dispatches Perp During Dangerous Felony Invasion." Imagine the effect headlines like that would start having on crime.

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