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Airline Attack Foiled

The lamestream media told you:
In breaking news, at least 21 mostly Pakistani terrorists were foiled in an attempt to blow up ten U.S. airplanes simultaneously over the Atlantic Ocean, using carry-on liquid explosives of an undisclosed nature.

The Uninvited Ombudsman notes however that:
The lamestream media persists in characterizing radical fundamentalist Muslim jihadis waging a holy war against western civilization as nondescript "terrorists."

No fatwa by moderate Muslims against the radical Muslims had been issued at press time.


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