The lamestream media has publicly announced that:
Brilliant democrat political advisor James Carville, with a brilliant and ground-breaking new strategy, is asking the public for slogans for the democrat party. He denies it is a tacit admission that we, the people, may be more capable of expressing what's important to us than the leadership of his party.
Here are suggestions for the skull-faced smirking strategist from dashing-looking guest columnist Craig Cantoni:
--Vote Democrat, so you can fornicate, procreate and marry the state instead of a mate.
--Vote Democrat, so you can sleep in class and still pass.
--Vote Democrat, so you can skip your homework and get a free tutor.
--Vote Democrat, so instead of stealing your neighbor's stuff yourself and risk getting shot, you can hire government agents to do the stealing for you.
--Vote Democrat, so your obese kids can eat Doritos, Cheetos, Fritos and Tostidos at home and still get free breakfast and lunch burritos at school.
--Vote Democrat, so you can blame your lack of industriousness on the industrious.
--Vote Democrat, so you can blame your low wages on the rich instead of on your tattoos, rings, studs and purple hair.
--Vote Democrat, so you can blame your obesity on genetics.
--Vote Democrat, so you can feign a disability and get free stuff at everyone else's expense.
--Vote Democrat, so you can spend $800 a month on cell phones, lottery tickets, fast food and big-screen televisions, and then claim that you can't afford health insurance.
--Vote Democrat, so you can spend a lifetime gorging on ribs, fried chicken, greasy pizza, and lard-soaked refried beans, and then charge your skinny neighbor for your heart surgery.
--Vote Democrat, so you can feel compassionate and generous by giving other people's money to the poor.
--Vote Democrat, so that you can live beyond your means and then steal from the savings of those who lived below their means for your retirement.
--Vote Democrat, so you can show the capitalists that the only problem with Marxism is how Stalin, Mao and Castro implemented it.
--Vote Democrat, so you can rant about discrimination while demanding special privileges for your race.
--Vote Democrat, so you can accuse Republicans of being war mongers while ignoring the war mongering of your own party.
--Vote Democrat, so you can claim to care about kids while encouraging single parenting and out-of-wedlock births, which are the primary causes of harm to kids.
--If you're a reporter, vote Democrat, so you will be accepted by the other reporters in the newsroom.
--If you're a liberal arts professor, vote Democrat, so you will be accepted by the other professors in the school of liberal arts.
--If you're a public school teacher, vote Democrat, so you will be accepted by the other union members at your school.
--And if you're a typical Republican, vote Democrat, so you can stop prtending that you are for limited government.
An author and columnist, Mr. Cantoni can be reached at ccan2@aol.com. Visit his website, Honest Americans Against Legal Theft.
Tags: James Carville
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