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Illinois Wants Islamofascists

The lamestream media told you:

Mr. Obama plans to open a nearly unused prison in Illinois to house prisoners currently being held at the Guantanamo Bay military facility. Local residents are overjoyed because this could bring as many as 3,000 jobs to the economically depressed community. "The prison is safe and secure," claims unidentifiable government spokespersons.

The Uninvited Ombudsman notes however that:

The pundits are busy screaming about granting rights to enemy combatants, bringing terrorists to U.S soil, making Illinois the target of future jihadi attacks, granting a world stage to evil, possibilities for escape, radicalizing other prisoners and people at the prison, and they're correct about all that.

But with massive prison overcrowding we keep hearing about, why is this joint empty? Why was it even built? The media has failed to ask.

With a total of 198 prisoners at Gitmo, why do we need to fund, according to published reports, 3,000 frickin employees at a local prison? The media failed to ask.

What will those 3,000 tax-paid people be doing with 198 prisoners of war? The media failed to ask, simply parroting the wonderful employment opportunity figures handed them by government, who sees this as a jobs-creation bonanza. Islamist warriors as a jobs program -- think about that.

Can these Muslim jihad terrorists (the administration and their media sycophants prefer to label them "extremists") cause our financial collapse by simply getting arrested, at a rate of 15 employees per jihadi?

You recall what the communist Chinese thought of Obama during his recent visit, right?

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  • Freelance writer Alan Korwin is a founder and past president of the Arizona Book Publishing Association. With his wife Cheryl he operates Bloomfield Press, the largest producer and distributor of gun-law books in the country. Here writing as "The Uninvited Ombudsman," Alan covers the day's stories as they ought to read. Read more.

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