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EDITED ON 1/25/16: see the red text below.

Our super security specialists assure us on the "news"
Syrian refugees are vetted and they're all clean, good to go.

Does that include the 6,000 400,000 people sneaking into America,
unattended, across our southern border too? Don't they tip the ratio?

Border Patrol has told the "news" media that apprehensions are "Down"
hooray we're winning, and the papers have repeated that, no questions asked.
BP still agrees for every 6,000 400,000 captures 6,000 400,000 get through (1 for 1).
Critics say 12,000 800,000 get through (2 for 1). Cynics say it's higher. Quien sabe.

Correction: My prior report said 6,000, the correct number is 400,000+, from Border Patrol. My apologies for the error, Correction: My prior report said 6,000, the correct number is 400,000+, from Border Patrol. My apologies for the error, proving again, despite the rumors, I'm only human. Border Patrol indicates those figures are from 2012 forward, with a 28% drop this fiscal year, which would work out to "only" 288,000, if the drop trend holds until year's end.

How does that stack up with the 100% success rate Jeh Johnson wants you to believe?
10,000 Syrians plus-or-minus 6,000 400,000 completely unknown, who don't count.

Front cover of (our Arizona "state" newspaper, aptly named), Nov. 28, 2015
"This is what a refugee looks like" (pretty picture of nice family at home is shown):

American Newspaper Reality



Only 2% are military aged men, we're told.

This is what refugees flooding into Europe from Syria really look like
(not in the newspaper, one of hundreds of images posted on the web):


Actual Reality

They have no papers, no records, no cares about you.

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses,
yearning for sharia law.

This is why no one trusts the "news" media any longer.

Thousands of People Pouring Across Southern Border

CORRECTION: 400,000 border crossers expected from Mexico this year, not 6,000 (Story #4, below), sorry, my mistake. Details and links by month, by sector, for past 15 years provided for accuracy. I feel badly for getting it wrong, a rare error, please accept my apologies.

But hooray, numbers have dropped

The lamestream media told you:

"Apprehension numbers are on the decline, in 2012 there were 6,500 apprehensions. In 2013, agents apprehended 6,106. And in 2014 the Border Patrol caught 5,902."

The Uninvited Ombudsman notes however that:

Lamestream pundits are quick to point out that so-called "net immigration" is neutral because so many immigrants are leaving the country. This seems to make them feel good somehow.

That truthy factoid doesn't matter, since we're guaranteed by the White House and security agencies that certain immigrants are completely vetted to eliminate any contagious, criminal, disturbed ones or jihadis. Apparently that guarantee doesn't include these 6,000 per year. In the height of the illegal immigration waves, when there were still many people south of our border, the Border Patrol admitted that for every illegal immigrant they caught, one got through. Observers on the border, put the figure higher than two for one or as many as four for one is spurts. Net immigration then exceeded two million per year.

So the real news is that on average more than 6,000 people each year are now flooding into America completely unattended, with no background checks or controls of any kind, and possibly as many as 18,000 or more. According to leading experts, 6,000 people is a lot, even if they were only in prison needing to be fed three times per day. The number leaving us doesn't matter from a potential threat standpoint.

Democrats Go All Out For Gun Bans

The lamestream media told you:

All five democrats at their first presidential debate came out in support of "commonsense gun-safety laws" like they have in Australia.

The Uninvited Ombudsman notes however that:

The lamestream media didn't tell you: Australia banned guns and demanded they be turned in to the government for destruction.

The gloves are off. We all knew this was the ultimate goal of democrats, but now there is no hiding it. The democrat audience cheered wildly when all five candidates came out in favor of this approach.

Democrats are still pushing for phony background checks that are part of a gun-registration scheme, which has nothing to do with crime control.

Daily Caller ran this column of mine showing how gun confiscations are the real goal of the liberal left and background checks are just the false flag --

Click The Daily Caller logo above
to read my analysis of the democrat's plan
to confiscate guns, announced during the debate,
ignored by the so-called "news" media.
Tell your friends -- before it's too late.

Media Portrays Obama Illegal Act As "Setback"

The lamestream media told you:

Alan Gomez (USA Today) -- "With another devastating ruling by a federal appeals court, President Obama may be running out of options in his quest to remake the nation's immigration system before he leaves office.

"The president vowed to use his executive authority to protect undocumented immigrants and modernize the legal immigration system. That strategy was dealt a major blow Monday when the 5th Circuit Court of Appeals struck down his program to protect up to 4.3 million undocumented immigrants from deportation."

Kevin McGill (AP) -- "Obama's plan to protect from deportation an estimated 5 million people living in the United States illegally suffered another setback Monday in a ruling from a New Orleans-based federal appeals court."

The Uninvited Ombudsman notes however that:

The man in White House has once again acted illegally, another court has confirmed today. The nation's "news" media covered up the scandal by portraying the violation as a "setback" and a "blow" in Mr. Obama's "quest."

According to the U.S. 5th Circuit Court of Appeals, the executive branch completely lacks any legitimate authority to rewrite immigration law, a legislative function reserved to Congress by the U.S. Constitution, a fact which everyone with an education knows. Obama has been repeatedly trying to act where he has no authority to do so, an impeachable offense, if Congress were to decide to do something about it. Thus far, Congress has shown no spine in the matter.

By calling the decision a "devastating ruling," USA Today demonstrates total disdain for the rule of law, since the accused perpetrators broke into the nation unlawfully, an act that would have them imprisoned or expelled in almost any other nation on Earth.

According to the story, there are still "a few opportunities for Obama to cement his legacy." If that legacy includes gross violations of the Constitution, it will be like a pair of cement shoes.

U.S. Attorney General Can't Count, Media Can't Tell

The lamestream media told you:

New York (Larry Neumeister) AP -- "Two men held in Israel and one U.S. citizen believed to be living in Moscow have been charged with stealing the contact information of more than 100 million customers of U.S. financial institutions to generate hundreds of millions of dollars in illegal profits..."

The Uninvited Ombudsman notes however that:

"In a release, U.S. attorney general Loretta E. Lynch said the defendants, 'perpetrated one of the largest thefts of financial-related data in history -- making off with the sensitive information of literally thousands of hard working Americans,'" according to the same AP story. Reporters didn't ask her about her numbers.

Someone needs to tell our attorney general that one hundred million (100,000,000) Americans is bigger than "thousands," but since the AP is asleep at the wheel, and the rest of her work is on par with her boss, Barack Hussein Obama, whose middle name is typically not used for obvious reasons, no one seriously expects anything better.

Since the security of computer data at massive banks, the federal government, the U.S. military, major department stores, internet giants and everyone else is constantly the subject of stories like this, you should consider computer data an open book literally lacking any meaningful controls, despite any rumors to the contrary.

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