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WHY DID THE WOMAN CROSS HER LEGS?


 
WHY DID THE WOMAN CROSS HER LEGS? 
 
Because the #MeToo orthodoxy is unorthodox.
 
Even if she claims allegiance to it.
 
Just look at all that makeup (not on him)!
 
Why doesn't the man cross his legs?
 
Is he hiding anything with his... hands? 
 

 
 
WHY do the women cross their legs?
To hide their lady parts!
 
For reasons that went unexplained at press time, despite raging and foaming from self-proclaimed feminists and "woke" socialists attempting to dominate: the pop culture, news media, Hollywood, the school system, music and everything around you -- even you -- women still wear clothing that exposes their lady parts, the parts that entice real men to lust after them and sometimes do unspeakable things.
 
Why women expose themselves that way, and relinquish any responsibility for the results, remained an unspoken mystery at press time. The men, as demonstrated in the images, do no such thing, and can sit with their legs comfortably akimbo. For a woman to sit with her legs apart, well, let's not go there.
 
To enhance the effect, women, even extremely old ones, paint their faces and hang metal objects from their skin, which you must not comment on, except to compliment. Deviation from the speaking norms is taken as deviation, and you will pay, deviate.
 
Sexual play and attraction in the nation is a complex game with spoken and unspoken rules. The so-called #MeToo "movement," while simultaneously addressing certain valid issues, is a also a clever tactic that effectively adds additional control over men, as if women don't exercise enough already. A man isn't complete until he's married. Then he's finished.
 
Has each side abused the other intolerably? Of course, it's common knowledge. But anyone who thinks men and women are equal must simply consider who is stronger, and from where rape claims come -- it is totally one-sided because the two sexes are not equal at all. To pretend otherwise is dumb.
 
When men start complaining about rape in equal numbers and start their own #MeAlso movement this tune will change. Fundamental differences in the very biology of things means place your bets wisely. Keep crossing your legs ladies, or change your clothes, and understand that men will by their nature always try to sneak a peek. They know you know that. #UsToo.

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