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Democrats Gun Restriction Plan

No Need to Wait for Biden—
The plan is spelled out in plain English in The JPFO Bill of Rights Sentinel, Edition 20, now on press.
Join up to get a copy -- Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership,
"You don't have to be Jewish to support JPFO, you just have to love liberty."
It's the Judeo-Christian ethic. (That's what BLM wants to disavow and destroy.)
You can read the bill for yourself, it's mostly in English. Just read the first of its ten chapters, called "Titles." HR5717. Title I. Or Title V, with the gun-ban part. The Table of Contents there is all live links.
And this part here isn't in the bill.. it's on Joe Biden's website. His anti-gun plan is straight out of the Bloomberg/Brady/Griffin-Kelly/Soros anti-gun-rights playbook. (Note: Kelly is running for the U.S. Senate in Arizona with so much cash he is constantly in TV ads.) Read it and you can tell the whole thing was drafted and posted by them.
Joe Biden had nothing to do with it, he can't even know everything that's in it. His "people" simply granted access and permission to list whatever they wanted. Don't believe that? Have any reporter ask him about it. He won't be able to answer. I know, it's an easy bet to win. No reporter will ask. Ever. Right. The fix is in. So, look!
Go take a look yourself, see if you agree, the link is below. You can read. "Be" the reporter. Every anti-gun everything I've ever seen, except this one below about banning gun teaching, it's new. I could not believe it when I saw it, it knocked me flat.
Gun education is banned --


"Prohibit the use of federal funds to arm or train educators to discharge firearms. We should be passing rational gun laws, not requiring educators who already have too much on their plates to also protect the safety of their students. Biden supports barring states from using federal dollars to arm or train educators to discharge firearms."

That's enough for now.
I've run too long.
I've deconstructed the bill for myself to understand it
I'll clean that up and and lay it out here.
Don't be lazy. Go take a look at the bill. Get shocked enough to spread the word.
If the White House changes hands, gun rights and the guns you already own go with that.
See you later.

Valuable Information

National Mortality figures (annual, daily)
(Unlike mess media, this is real data)

Nationwide, all causes, about 2.8 million/yr. (includes old age),
that's 7,671/day (death certificates issued, body bags, burials, morgue space, services, prayers)

Heart disease 647,457  1,734/day
Cancer 599,108  1,641/day
Accidents 169,936  646/day
Chronic lower respiratory disease 160,201  439/day
Stroke 146,383  401/day
Alzheimer 121,404  333/day
Diabetes 83,564  229/day
Flu 55,672  153/day
Suicide 47,173  129/day

Source: CDC, 2017

This is how propaganda should be done:
Watch it before it is taken down
While it's hard to boycott everyone who stands against freedom,
here is a list of firms and their CEOs who are specifically against
the Right to Keep and Bear Arms, c/o CCRKBA.

Vaccine Will Save Us!

We sure are glad THAT'S over!

Uhh, mebbe.

I suspect the virus problem will persist for quite some time Willie.

Even with a vaccine, because of all the unknowns:
Will it work on everyone, or be equally effective,
For a long time or a short time or any time at all,
Won't know real results until it's tested on millions of us,
What will the side effects be, if any, for everyone,
How long will its protection last, for each person,
Will it be effective on all strains of the virus,
What sort of shelf life will the chemicals in it have,
How much of the top secret proprietary expensive formula can we see,
How fast will the virus mutate,
How many anti-vaxers will there be, and what effect will they have,
Will you trust Dr. Fauci, the smartest man in the world,
Or what the mess media (sic) tells you,
How much legislative power will Fauci be granted, since he has none,
I've got to get back to my iso booth now.
What should I do with my (theoretically) virus-infested mask --
no not the disposable paper one, the washable cloth one, oh, that one too...
The instruction book didn't say.

Black Lives Matter Is...

RACIST. Well it certainly is discriminatory.
What would you (and mess media) say about:
White Lives Matter? That's intolerant.
They can't even tolerate ALL LIVES MATTER.

And of course, all lives do not matter.
Elite lives matter. Just read the news.
I'm not telling you anything you don't already know.
I'm just sayin'.

Black Lives Matter violates the holy grail of diversity.

It promotes segregation -- of thought, principles, equal justice.
But the biggest issue is the one mess media sweeps under the rug:

Marxism is a direct enemy of America and YOUR freedom.

Marxism (you should know this) stands against religion, capitalism,
individual prosperity, property ownership, free thought, owning a business,
turning a profit, hiring staff, freedom itself. Dogma in place of free speech.
You see it everywhere in the BLM riots, thought control an cancel culture.

WARNING: You will not be part of the leadership.
You will be a subject.

Anyone who helps elect Biden actually gets
Pelosi, Schumer, Sanders, Ilhan Omar, AOC, BLM, Antifa,
George Soros, Anderson Cooper, Don Lemon, The Clintons again...
all the lefties we are hoping to leave behind come right back.
This is why leftist mayors are letting the Blacks run wild...
and the school-trained youngsters, and antifa-- can you believe it, antifa? --
they believe it will help them get elected.
Not all Blacks, just the ones TV is featuring.
It's an upside down world, isn't it.


They wouldn't be arguing so hard.
That's the whole problem in a nutshell.
"What you resist persists."

Black lives don't matter.
Everyone understands that.

7,000 blacks murder each other, every year, and even the blacks do nothing about it. The state sure doesn't. It perpetuates it.

It's not even a secret. There's even a map:

The so-called Black Lives Matter movement excuses it, says look the other way, that's not the point, ignores the problem, and focuses on one cop.

OK, two cops. And a redneck.

George Floyd had three times the lethal dose of fentanyl in him when he died.
Didn't you read the toxicology report? It's online.
Fentanyl stops your breathing.

Cop's knee was on his neck, not his throat.
Michael Brown never had his hands up.
Never said don't shoot. Everyone knows it.
Brown's blood was on the inside of the cop's squad-car door.
From trying to take the cop's gun away when he was shot.

It doesn't matter. Just like black lives.
I'm telling you true.

Democrats run the cities where black lives that matter not are constantly lost.

And Democrats convince blacks to simply keep voting them in power.
What's wrong with that picture? How dey do dat?

Ask cheerleader Al Sharpton.
Nah, he'll just bamboozle you again.
Ask Kanye West.

Colorless lives matter.
Everyone knows that too.

SAVE! Means Spend.

More proof Americans (not you of course) are stupider than Jupiter.

And Earth, by the way, takes a capital letter, it is not earth unless you mean dirt.

Start watching mess media with your eyes open, you'll see "earth" everywhere.

Envirowackos (and mess media) consistently misspell our planet, unlike mars or uranus.

No editing, no ombudsman, no ethics, no worries. What, me worry?

Don't worry. MAD magazine went belly up.

In the ongoing effort to dumb down the public, merchandise sales efforts now include impossible math, to an electorate that can't add, from a school system that doesn't teach them how. People who I won't name (not you honey, I swear) believe "Buy one get one for 50% off!" is a half price sale. It's a 25% discount, and it gets you to spend more. Do the math. Oh, that's right, most people can't. Hence the ad.

By now you have probably gotten wise to the scam of raising prices, then offering a discount, often to above the original price. That's illegal, but just like with gun law, you don't need law, you need law enforcement, and there is none. Look at Portland. Why aren't those people arrested, or worse? Democrats are proposing eliminating law enforcement, and have convinced people to vote for that. I say, don't.


You know the media lies:





The bias is stunning,

spelled out in plain English.


The President tore a new one for the education system at his brilliant Mount Rushmore speech for Independence Day.

People who read Page Nine are well aware of the near total takeover of our government school system by the forces of the Marxist/socialism/communism hordes.

Now the President, fighting Democrats tooth and nail, is insisting that students go back into these virulent pestholes in the Fall semester for... what, exactly? An education?

Indoctrination into a twisted distortion of what America is?

A hatred of America that resembles nothing of our fine land?


Counter-Intuitive Man smells a rat.


"It don't make no sense, no how."

(Triple negative is a positive.)


Trump, word-for-word, at Mt. Rushmore:

“In our schools... there is a new far-left fascism that demands absolute allegiance. If you do not speak its language, perform its rituals, recite its mantras, and follow its commandments, then you will be censored, banished, blacklisted, persecuted, and punished...

“Against every law of society and nature, our children are taught in school to hate their own country, and to believe that the men and women who built it were not heroes, but that were villains. The radical view of American history is a web of lies — all perspective is removed, every virtue is obscured, every motive is twisted, every fact is distorted, and every flaw is magnified until the history is purged and the record is disfigured beyond all recognition.”

--Donal J. Trump, verbatim

Did you know that?

Schools led by the teachers union,

are teaching hatred for America.

If you're a person of no color (aka "white people")

you're an oppressor and should hate yourself.


Colorless parents should object.

Get the school textbooks. Read about our history.

Read what people are saying about Page Nine, or tell Alan yourself.

See the archives below, or click through to an index of Page Nine posts at

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  • Freelance writer Alan Korwin is a founder and past president of the Arizona Book Publishing Association. With his wife Cheryl he operates Bloomfield Press, the largest producer and distributor of gun-law books in the country. Here writing as "The Uninvited Ombudsman," Alan covers the day's stories as they ought to read. Read more.

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