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SAVE! Means Spend.

More proof Americans (not you of course) are stupider than Jupiter.

And Earth, by the way, takes a capital letter, it is not earth unless you mean dirt.

Start watching mess media with your eyes open, you'll see "earth" everywhere.

Envirowackos (and mess media) consistently misspell our planet, unlike mars or uranus.

No editing, no ombudsman, no ethics, no worries. What, me worry?

Don't worry. MAD magazine went belly up.

In the ongoing effort to dumb down the public, merchandise sales efforts now include impossible math, to an electorate that can't add, from a school system that doesn't teach them how. People who I won't name (not you honey, I swear) believe "Buy one get one for 50% off!" is a half price sale. It's a 25% discount, and it gets you to spend more. Do the math. Oh, that's right, most people can't. Hence the ad.

By now you have probably gotten wise to the scam of raising prices, then offering a discount, often to above the original price. That's illegal, but just like with gun law, you don't need law, you need law enforcement, and there is none. Look at Portland. Why aren't those people arrested, or worse? Democrats are proposing eliminating law enforcement, and have convinced people to vote for that. I say, don't.

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