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Crowded Field of Dems for Prez -- NOT!


It's a total scam, media typically deceptive
 
These are publicity hounds vying for exposure

Most have no chance, everyone knows it, 15 milliseconds of fame
 
 
"We get bargaining power for government posts later, when we drop out,
 
throw our influence behind another candidate, in exchange for promises
 
of cabinet posts or ambassadorships. The whole system is corrupt,
 
but if you don't play, you don't get pay."

FRESHMEN WITH 10 SYLLABLE NAMES

About this freshman congresswoman with a ten-syllable Three-Name Name.

This is almost like granting glory nicknames to syndicate criminals. Congresswoman Cortez doesn't deserve and certainly has not earned any of this. Cortez is an easier and more appropriate name than even a three-letter acronym her allies have bestowed on her and the media waves as a badge of honor. Who do they think she is, JFK? FDR? OMG.

WTF? Why would you hand over linguistic advantage to such low-level anti-American creeps willingly?

You know they take our language (see, The Politically Corrected Glossary, http://www.gunlaws.com/politicallycorrect.htm) and use it against us (us being Americans with morals and principles). Don't do it.

Ms. "AOC" Cortez auditioned for her part as you may know, won the audition, and was then put in place by something called The Justice Democrats. Watch her gloat about winning the audition:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h5iv6sECGU

Learn about this pernicious new wrinkle in the political landscape The Justice Democrats. They are why Cortez is such an apparent moron, they picked someone who had no political understanding at all, so they could provide -- scripts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h5iv6sECGU

Have you seen the video of her, stunned when she learns, on a roof-top garden, that food grows out of dirt? I'm not kidding. Watch that video, they picked a low level woman with big eyes and star power.

The Justice Democrats plans to attack other vulnerable dems, "primary them out" of their districts and replace them with similar puppets, to gain control of Congress and turn it totally left wing. No, it's not a conspiracy theory, it's an Alinskyesque plan. It is completely plausible. Watch those links even for a few moments to see the plain evidence and details about it.

THE WALL

The Self Defense Wall on Our Southern Border.

The media blames only one side for the delay in erecting The Wall.

Clearly both sides have dug in, right?
This is called journalism "ethics."

President Trump wants $5 billion to build it, knowing Pelosi and her team of democrats won't allow Congress to act. He gets to blame them, they get to blame him. Congress stalls.

When Hussein Obama wanted fifteen times as much -- $150 billion -- in cash -- to give away to muslim enemy leaders of Iran, he simply got it in cash (from somewhere, never disclosed as far as I'm aware) and flew it on palettes in unmarked planes at night to give to them.

That guy never even got charged with providing material support to a terrorist organization.

Riddle me this: Why can't we, in defense of ourselves, do the same?

Where are the reporters who should be asking those questions?


Nancy Pelosi lives behind A WALL.
It provides her with protection. Protection is a good thing.
She understands the purpose and value of a wall.




Barack Hussein Obama lives behind A WALL.
It provides him with protection. Protection is a good thing.
He understands the purpose and value of a wall.


 

Someone needs to tell president Trump to make this point.
The rich, elitist democrats fighting the protective wall for America
all have protective walls for themselves.
This borders on criminal malfeasance.

Americans will respond to this message, just like you did.

Communist China

If newscasts don't stop calling
COMMUNIST CHINA simply "China,"
the communists could beat us.

 

It may be the most important battle of America's life.
The battle for your mind, literally.
Our enemies could beat us without firing a shot.

You will not know you have lost until you are enslaved.
They are succeeding in turning us against ourselves.
It is subtle, and deadly.

National Public Radio is now advertising (they call it "news") that something called "China" is stealing our hi-tech for 5G technology. Look up 5G if you care, it's the future of everything, so far beyond your 4G cell phone that you already can't live without now.*

But China isn't stealing 5G. Communists who rule that brutal dictatorship with an iron fist, they are.

Because communist China is so far behind as a nation, they can only catch up by stealing technology from us. All the media focus on Russia (also a communistic-type dictatorship) helps hide what the communists in China are doing.

By manipulating language you are being brainwashed. "We will bury you" is happening before your eyes, with simple words that hide the truth and mislead you. It hurts to say this, but our own democrats, now largely socialists, are complicit. The so-called "news" media has sold out almost completely. Communist China has a 40-point plan to take us over, actively underway. What, you haven't heard about it?

Not long ago, the "news" spoke of the the Red Chinese, Communist China, the Chicoms, our MORTAL enemies. They were and still are among the greatest threats we face.

Nothing has changed, except for cover our own media is giving them. Brainwashing -- a tool they invented and viciously used during the Korean War -- is fully at work here, in its improved softer version. It has captured the media, the education establishment, a large chunk of Congress and too much of the public. Many of us can see it, too many cannot.

The "cultural revolution," which is never properly explored here, is an effort by the Chicoms to wipe out China's glorious artful and militaristic past history and replace it with the new communist distorted rewrite of history.

The exquisite musical theater Shen Yun is based on China's splendid 5,000-year cultural history, with music, costumes, dance, poetry, theatrics and love stories, the ones the Red Chinese want to obliterate and erase from history.

BANNED IN CHINA



Shen Yun plays worldwide to packed audiences. But not in communist China. In communist China it is banned. If the theater company (now five full traveling troupes) sets foot there, they will be arrested, and disappeared. Shen Yun was assembled and performs to preserve 5,000 years of cultural history of this formerly great land the current dictator-for-life wants destroyed. Calling that man "president" is a travesty, a violation of every ethical guideline journalism has.

Any American news outlet that goes along, or refuses to call this despotic tyrannical regime anything but communist China and a dictatorship, should lose its advertisers and audience. They are poisoning your mind and providing material support to an enemy of the United States.

Communist China's money --
featuring history's worst mass murderer:



Remember: communist China features the world's worst mass murderer on their currency (and buildings everywhere). This reminds the enslaved population of what awaits them if they act out of line. Nobody tries to emigrate to this "great land." Political prisoners, even parents who exceed the enforced baby limits, are murdered, concentration camped, or simply disappeared.

Our tech giants have agreed to operate there, under totalitarian limits. Shame on them. You think they're screwing with us here? Imagine what they collect and transmit to the overlords in commieland.

*Blazing speed gets talked about but it's not really here with 4G. It's 5G that's so fast it will link your "secured" home to the supermarket, your car, your workplace, run traffic control and autonomous cars, monitor your health and link it to hospitals, your doctors and your medical chart and insurers, control your entertainment centers and smart speaker (monitoring equipment), all your devices, trash collection, web everything... society is about to become one enmeshed totality under 5G. Cool or total control? Communist China wants to control it, right now we do. It's time to stop calling them "China." The Chicoms are back.

Mueller Report Finally Finds Collusion

Leaves both sides stunned

The lamestream media told you:

The Mueller investigation will resolve everything! He will get the dirt on Trump. It takes two years to find Russian collusion. So what if the investigation knows no bounds.

The Uninvited Ombudsman notes however that:

The blather about the Mueller investigation, from media people who obviously know virtually nothing about the actual report, but continue to espouse as if they do, defies even the lowest novels for scripts. Watch the panels, and comment as needed, "You don't know that," until you can't stand it any longer and change channels.

Congress continues its late-breaking farce by pretending to investigate the Hillary crimes in the last few weeks, yes weeks. The FOX station is complicit by pretending the rush to act means something. Where was the pressure while there was still time left on the clock? There wasn't any.

If Mueller's report is finally released and accurate, and all his work really digs up reality, do you think we might see these headlines:

"Mueller Report Uncovers
Russian Election Collusion --
With Bill and Hillary Clinton."

Unintended Consequence of Two Year Study Finds NO Trump Collusion
But Hundreds of Millions with Hillary, Bill, Clinton Foundation, Even Chelsea

Indictments Coming

Uranium One deal clearly felonious,
report says, possibly treasonous

Democrats stunned, Republicans surprised,
pundits confounded


Only if the report is honest, says one critic.

Prognostication: What Mueller decides to release, lamestream media will hail him as a hero, Trump will suffer slings and arrows, debate over the results will dominate news for a long while and never resolve. Money well spent, if you were on the receiving end. media will, as usual, talk about the cost, but not about the recipients.

658 Resolutions Ignored (including Guns)

Nancy Pelosi takes over, leads massive charge against rule of law

The lamestream media told you:

Virtually nothing, when this actually happened, last time (2007): "Democrats congratulated themselves on passage of their six top-priority bills in their self-imposed 100-hour sprint for the 110th Congress. Whether the bills will pass the Senate, or survive a veto from the president, who is not a member of their party but is not very bright, is unknown." (from Page Nine No. 24, Jan. 25, 2007.)

The Uninvited Ombudsman notes however that:

The House introduced a mind-numbing 658 resolutions in the first 100 hours of congressional floor time, unreported by the "news" media.

All of the language appears to have been written before the session began, mostly by unelected teams of democratic operatives outside public view, presumably as part of the Democrats' promised ethics reforms.

For the six passed bills, the committee process, floor debate, floor markups, amendments, deletions, rules and procedural questions were avoided as part of new ethical policies. This eliminated from the process rank and file congressmen, including eager freshman legislators from both parties, none of whom were interviewed on how they feel about that.

Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.), the highly admired first woman Speaker of the House, has called the new approach, "open, fair and full debate," and "open, honest and ethical government." She was not questioned on the discrepancy by the unbiased media.

No reporting covered the 658 resolutions, which are intended to become laws, and covered for example a Genetic Information Non-Discrimination Act, a Bring The Troops Home Act, a Coal to Liquid Fuel Promotion Act, and a NICS Improvement Act, H.R. 297, which affects national firearms background checks for the public. The reason for the "news" media blackout were unclear.

"The Child Gun Safety and Gun Access Prevention Act of 2007" H.R.256, has no details posted at this time. A toy gun ban, H.R. 428, involving the Consumer Products Safety Commission, has no details posted at this time.

The "Gun Show Loophole Closing Act of 2007," H.R. 96, is listed but no information is currently available. The previous and poorly named gun show loophole act, sponsored by Sen. John McCain, was designed to close down gun shows completely. That bill was thoroughly examined at gunlaws.com: http://www.gunlaws.com/GunShows/index.htm

[Note: Because the Gun Law Update and Page Nine lists overlap, you may have seen some of this info already.] Under the original draft, currently legal gun shows are outlawed without prior federal permission. Gun show promoters must agree to warrantless searches in order to operate, and may be arrested if private citizens talk at the show about gun sales they wish to complete away from the show. I did not make that up. The right to assemble peaceably at a gun show or even plan for one, carries stiff prison terms unless federal licenses are issued in advance.

Massive new bureaucracy is created because all shows and their exhibitors must be registered 30 days before the show, then again 72 hours before the show, and again five days after the show. That's in addition to registering anyone who walks in, plus "any other information" the Secretary of the Treasury decides, by regulation, is necessary on vendors, attendees, and the show itself.

Critics pointed out that none of this deals with the criminals, or background checks, and the rest of the bill just gets worse.

See the 658 bills your House of Representatives introduced and that the lamestream media failed to tell you about here: http://thomas.loc.gov/home/multicongress/multicongress.html, by clicking "110" and "All" and "House Bills Only."

The cost of the bills is unknown. The amount of tax increase included is unknown. The unpaid Uninvited Ombudsman cannot possibly spend the time to do that research, and invites readers to try. "News" outlets avoid that work because it is no longer their yob to inform the public. About 49,000 words of new law passed the House.

"News" reports did include the votes on the six bills that passed, like ball scores, but following standard procedure did not provide the bill numbers, which would allow the public to look up the bills themselves.

The Uninvited Ombudsman stumbled upon this, his own report, by accident, while looking for something else, otherwise he too would have missed it. Voting matters.

One Yale Prof Gets It

The lamestream media told you:

America has the finest university system in the world (ABC, NBC, CBS, MSNBC, CNN).

The university system has become an indoctrination camp instilling in our children marxism, socialism, anti-American values, hatred for traditional American success and what makes this nation, capitalism and the Founding Fathers' virtues great (talk radio, FOX).

So which is it?

The Uninvited Ombudsman notes however that:

Professor Gelernter, a computer science professor at Yale, writing in The Wall Street Journal, advises the freshman class that they -- and their professors -- already know and agree on nearly everything important. You, as a non-Yale freshman can guess, probably with great accuracy, what they believe about his list of what’s important, and then understand why the university system poses such a risk to The American Way. http://www.gunlaws.com/TheAmericanWay.htm

President Trump
taxes
environmental policy
military spending
federal regulation
gun rights
voting rights
voting fraud
China
Brexit
immigration
religion in American culture
Ukraine
Putin
school vouchers
public-school spending
corporate average fuel economy
Supreme Court appointments
the space program
urban transportation
highways
Palestinians
Benjamin Netanyahu
the former Iran deal
affirmative action
school violence
and many other topics

His advice: Now that “you’re adults,” why not disagree just once, so you can tell your grandchildren about it.

Dennis Prager recommends a new book, Get Out Now, about how America's schools have become morally toxic, and concerned parents have an obligation to pull their impressionable young children from this dangerous environment. Many options exist, it's the duty of parents to start looking at your choices, and not co-opt your precious kids.

Michelle Malkin writes:

"I like to joke that I’m a little brown woman with a big mouth.

"And since I’m a “person of color” according to liberals, I’m supposed to use my big mouth to support radical leftist causes. But I don’t do what they expect. Instead, I’m proud to speak out as a wife, mom, entrepreneur…and unapologetic conservative.

"To the left, that makes me a traitor to my race, an instrument of white supremacy, a fascist, and who knows what else! It’s all about identity politics, you see. A dangerous new “social justice warrior” mindset is gaining strength in our gender, and sexually.

"Liberals see racism where it doesn’t exist, fabricate it when they can’t find it, and ignore it within their own ranks.

"If you’re a woman or an ethnic or racial minority, you’re expected to march with the left. If you’re a white male, you’re put down as a racist or one of the infamous “basket of deplorables.”

"If you dare to question the latest pieties, angry protestors will try to shout you down and shut you up. They’ll even use violence to get their way. All to suppress any ideas and perspectives they don’t like.

"This madness started on our college campuses, and now it’s infecting the rest of society. It’s high time you and I stood up to it, Mr. Korwin."

That's why I write the way I do, Page Nine readers. Look at my starter bit about people of color vs. colored people again. It's a brave new world.

The "Other" Barack Hussein Obama

Back on the scene with bigger and better lies

"We had no scandals"
Scandals list huge, growing, getting worse, media coverup ongoing

The lamestream media told you:

Obama has broken his long silence and is back on the campaign trail, and it's hard not to refer to him as Mr. President, he's so smiling and positive all the time. What a breath of fresh air. And though he doesn't mention the current president by name, it's clear who he is referring to.

The Uninvited Ombudsman notes however that:

An audio recording of a private speech delivered by Mr. Obama, delivered to a raucous crowd of hundreds of people attending a sports policy conference, was obtained by the magazine Reason and published. The remarks stunned the civilized world for their hubris and inaccuracy.

"We didn't have a scandal that embarrassed us," Obama said during the closed-door remarks in Boston at MIT's Sloan Sports Analytics Conference.

"Generally speaking, you didn't hear about a lot of drama inside our White House," he added.

Now that everyone carries an audio/video recording studio with them at all times, politicians will have to take extraordinary steps to prevent release of the truth. Attendees were told the remarks were strictly off-the-record and that recording or reporting on them wasn't allowed. A fat lot of good that did, luckily for the rest of the world.

"Our White House" was a veiled reference to the current administration, which is under withering non-stop attack from the so-called "news" media, which invents crises, comments on them, and then when they turn out to be proven fabrications, abandons them and moves on to new ones.

According to the audio obtained by Reason, Obama stuck largely to a set of post-presidential talking points he and his team have developed, including bemoaning people who claim climate change doesn't exist. See the separate story in this issue of Page Nine (#180) on computer modeling of Hurricane Florence, now dying out as we go to press.

Scandals that embarrassed Obama's White House:

Fast and Furious gun-running campaign
Murder of Agent Brian Terry on the Arizona border and coverup
Uranium One sale to Russians
$1.5 BILLION unmarked cash secretly shipped to Iranian Mullahs at night
Benghazi deaths, lies and coverup
Solyndra massively funded and failed
Secret Service hotel sex scandal
Associated Press phones wiretapped
Trump Tower wiretapped and repeated denials
FISA Court lied to and abused
Creation of phony Trump dossier
IRS used to target conservatives
Deliberate refusal to issue tax status to conservative groups
NSA mass illegal surveillance of citizens
Bowe Bergdahl defection, dereliction of duty
Bergdahl swap for terrorism jihadi murderers
California jihadi assault covered up as workplace violence
DOJ seizes journalists records
Attempt to ban gun ownership with secret police “no fly” list
Beyonce cited as role model for children by his wife Michelle
Cash for clunkers funding debacle
Obama phone giveaways at taxpayer expense
Total lies used to pass Obamacare—"Keep your doctor"
The Dept. of Veterans’ Affairs “untimely deaths”
Black Panther Party physical voter intimidation case dismissal
Favors and cash traded under Hillary’s State Dept. for influence and deals
Huma Abedeen, Anthony Weiner and Hillary carrying classified material on their private unsecured laptops
Destruction of 33,000 emails and related gear by Secretary of State Clinton
Twelve Russian generals directly involved in attempt to fix 2016 elections, indicted afterwards

"We didn't have a scandal that embarrassed us," --Barack Hussein Obama

Most perpetrators of these acts, many criminal felonies, remain unindicted and on the loose.

The "Other" John McCain

More scandals and controversy than I can fit here

His own party censured him, remember?
Can you say, "Lincoln Savings and Loan"?

The lamestream media told you:

John S. McCain, the proud naval aviator who climbed from depths of despair as a prisoner of war in Vietnam to pinnacles of power as a Republican congressman and senator from Arizona and a two-time contender for the presidency, died on Saturday at his home in Arizona. He was 81. ... A son and grandson of four-star admirals who were his larger-than-life heroes, Mr. McCain carried his renowned name into battle and into political fights for more than a half-century... (NY Times)

The Uninvited Ombudsman notes however that:

Though the adulation poured on John McCain post mortem is indeed impressive, it overlooks a few salient items, from the proud naval aviator who graduated 894th in his class of 899:

It seems to me the fact that he was censured by the main county of his own party in his own state is worthy of mention, and wasn't; the Senator faced a recall effort with all the earmarks of success right up until he was saved by the 9-11 attacks that froze out all activity of that sort:

Unnamed

McCain narrowly skated from criminal responsibility in the Lincoln Savings and Loan Scandal that cost 23,000 people their life savings, with a total cost to taxpayers in the billions:

Unnamed


His involvement in the deaths in the USS Forrestal fire remain satisfactorily explained for Snopes and military brass, but leave a dark cloud over the man that some comrades-in-arms speak of in hushed whispers; his votes "across the aisle" on Obamacare, election reform and more made him a "maverick" hero to democrats but not to his republican constituency in his home state; his vaunted "gun-show loophole bill" SB890 was carefully written to completely end gun shows altogether -- a point that went unreported -- but the bill was lamented by mass media when it was defeated https://www.gunlaws.com/GunShows/index.htm; and of course the question has been repeatedly asked but cannot be answered in a politically correct way -- why aren't all other prisoners who made it out alive heroes too?

For eight months our state was without a Senator and a vote, that's really serious -- no representation -- and no reporters seemed to care the entire time. In its place, anonymous reports and releases in his photoless name from the back hills written in a way that can't be verified, right up to his demise -- along with news reports that mainly said he's fighting valiantly and misleadingly giving hope of recovery, unverified, by relatives, surely emblematic of handout journalism.

Perish this thought, and Mr. Trump may not have phrased it for sensitive ears, but the president's instincts were impeccable: Heroes do something outstanding and live to tell about it -- or not. Prisoners of war are a separate distinguishable class of people. Both earn gratitude we can never repay, endured a life we can never comprehend, and both deserve our admiration, respect and honor. They are not the same thing. And that does matter.

Unnamed-1


FROM THE GANG OF EIGHT. SINCE WHEN DOES CONGRESS NEED GANGS?

Trump is imprecise -- it's not fake news, it's phony news.
(Fake = a lie. Phony = deceptive.)

Stop the Space Force?

It's already there -- think of this as a branding exercise

It's basically a budget request, bureaucracy, some logos and hats

Military branches will fight for control

Astronaut pilots hailed from the service, right?

The lamestream media told you:

Trump is out of his mind, wants to add a new branch to the military, start a Star Wars debacle again, spend money we don't have, provoke the Russians, and the Chinese, destabilize the world, violate international treaties, is there no end to the trouble this man can cause?

The Uninvited Ombudsman notes however that:

We Already HAVE a Space Force.

The lunatic left wing with their hair on fire about Trump's talk of a Space Force to handle our military interests in space have no clue we're already there.

Our assets in space exceed a trillion dollars already, and life on Earth depends on them.

The launches that get them there, keep them there, repaired, are intermingled with military branches, with powers delegated to NASA and its budgets and elsewhere. Military industrial complex, one ballgame. The national security devastation we'd suffer from space attacks by our main rivals (communist China and soviet Russia -- you remember them, right?) is not something our military has forgotten, like many of you or our many enemies, and the "news" media.

How good is our coordination? Maybe not as good as the ChiComs and the Ruskies, terms we need to refresh. They're both developing land-based anti-satellite weapons, same as us. Don't be naïve.

Treaties are in place declaring space a place of peace, a weapon-free zone, and all the niceties you might expect of a place everyone is currently powerless to walk up to and conquer. Everyone also uses space for maximum military utility short of launch platforms -- spy satellites that can read your newspapers, track individuals, monitor all electronic communications, and land missiles with a few feet of target. Serious gear is as hardened as we know how to get it, what, you think we build them with Play Doh? Stop the Space Force? Reporters are stupider than we give them credit for. The Army, Air Force, Navy, Marines and Coast Guard have Astronaut Badges for their military service personal who train and then fly into outer space. D'oh!

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