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THE WOMEN'S ISSUE THAT WON'T QUIT

 

 
Political correctness, affirmative action, tolerance, diversity, multicultural whateverness, intolerance, being "woke," all the left-wing nuttiness that is destroying The American Way is neatly summed up in this picture.
(Click the link for a mind full.)
 
You can fool yourself, and convince yourself for only so long. Women forced by men or anyone to behave this way is not liberated behavior. While feminism and olden "women's lib" remains quiet about this, it is a fraud. #MeToo can no longer say it's "over there." Michigan and Minnesota are inculcated.

WHY DID THE WOMAN CROSS HER LEGS?


 
WHY DID THE WOMAN CROSS HER LEGS? 
 
Because the #MeToo orthodoxy is unorthodox.
 
Even if she claims allegiance to it.
 
Just look at all that makeup (not on him)!
 
Why doesn't the man cross his legs?
 
Is he hiding anything with his... hands? 
 

 
 
WHY do the women cross their legs?
To hide their lady parts!
 
For reasons that went unexplained at press time, despite raging and foaming from self-proclaimed feminists and "woke" socialists attempting to dominate: the pop culture, news media, Hollywood, the school system, music and everything around you -- even you -- women still wear clothing that exposes their lady parts, the parts that entice real men to lust after them and sometimes do unspeakable things.
 
Why women expose themselves that way, and relinquish any responsibility for the results, remained an unspoken mystery at press time. The men, as demonstrated in the images, do no such thing, and can sit with their legs comfortably akimbo. For a woman to sit with her legs apart, well, let's not go there.
 
To enhance the effect, women, even extremely old ones, paint their faces and hang metal objects from their skin, which you must not comment on, except to compliment. Deviation from the speaking norms is taken as deviation, and you will pay, deviate.
 
Sexual play and attraction in the nation is a complex game with spoken and unspoken rules. The so-called #MeToo "movement," while simultaneously addressing certain valid issues, is a also a clever tactic that effectively adds additional control over men, as if women don't exercise enough already. A man isn't complete until he's married. Then he's finished.
 
Has each side abused the other intolerably? Of course, it's common knowledge. But anyone who thinks men and women are equal must simply consider who is stronger, and from where rape claims come -- it is totally one-sided because the two sexes are not equal at all. To pretend otherwise is dumb.
 
When men start complaining about rape in equal numbers and start their own #MeAlso movement this tune will change. Fundamental differences in the very biology of things means place your bets wisely. Keep crossing your legs ladies, or change your clothes, and understand that men will by their nature always try to sneak a peek. They know you know that. #UsToo.

FRESHMEN WITH 10 SYLLABLE NAMES

About this freshman congresswoman with a ten-syllable Three-Name Name.

This is almost like granting glory nicknames to syndicate criminals. Congresswoman Cortez doesn't deserve and certainly has not earned any of this. Cortez is an easier and more appropriate name than even a three-letter acronym her allies have bestowed on her and the media waves as a badge of honor. Who do they think she is, JFK? FDR? OMG.

WTF? Why would you hand over linguistic advantage to such low-level anti-American creeps willingly?

You know they take our language (see, The Politically Corrected Glossary, http://www.gunlaws.com/politicallycorrect.htm) and use it against us (us being Americans with morals and principles). Don't do it.

Ms. "AOC" Cortez auditioned for her part as you may know, won the audition, and was then put in place by something called The Justice Democrats. Watch her gloat about winning the audition:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h5iv6sECGU

Learn about this pernicious new wrinkle in the political landscape The Justice Democrats. They are why Cortez is such an apparent moron, they picked someone who had no political understanding at all, so they could provide -- scripts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h5iv6sECGU

Have you seen the video of her, stunned when she learns, on a roof-top garden, that food grows out of dirt? I'm not kidding. Watch that video, they picked a low level woman with big eyes and star power.

The Justice Democrats plans to attack other vulnerable dems, "primary them out" of their districts and replace them with similar puppets, to gain control of Congress and turn it totally left wing. No, it's not a conspiracy theory, it's an Alinskyesque plan. It is completely plausible. Watch those links even for a few moments to see the plain evidence and details about it.

BORDER WALLS WORK

Unnamed

APRIL 2019 • NACO, ARIZONA

We went south to the Arizona / Mexico border to see for ourselves just what was going on down there. Some friends figured we’d need AR-15s, with all the trouble reported. If we needed that kind of firepower, we’d be in the wrong place, or better make a U turn. We didn’t need anything more than credit cards for gift shops, gas, grub and board.

We figured from the sound of it, driving the dirt border road inches from Mexico and back trails through empty desert leading to it, especially if heavily armed, would surely get us stopped at least once, possibly disarmed for the duration of the stop, so maybe dress nice and don’t bring a gun you might not get back so easily.

If the situation was that tense, “this ain’t our kind of place,” to quote Charlie Daniels and in the end it didn’t matter, it didn’t matter at all. Not only didn’t we get stopped, we had to stop Border Patrol guys to ask questions, or they would have just waved as they drove by or waved us through a checkpoint. Honestly, we don't fit the profile. Profiling is a good thing, I've always said that. Because it's true. Everyone in law enforcement knows that. It's how you distinguish good guys from bad guys, at the get go.

It's an organized incursion,
not random migration.

Bottom line -- we basically found no illegal immigration problem from Douglas to Sierra Vista, where years ago there was a massive flood. The flow of people is being directed -- directed I say -- which is obvious and was also confirmed by BP people -- to locations that have (get this) sufficient food, water, housing, clothing, medical attention and basically bookkeeping facilities to handle them. I heard there are commercials running south of the border telling people now is the time to come.

And too many are now coming to handle at all, we were told in southern Arizona. But coming elsewhere, not where we were. The Yuma Sheriff publicly announced it's a crisis, they are absolutely overrun. The Tombstone Marshall told us personally all is quiet in his neck of the woods, matching what the locals told us, every one. It's an organized invasion, not random migration.

It was frustrating to sit in a Border Patrol border office and not get a straight answer about who is directing the traffic to us. ‘We don’t know, that’s not our responsibility, we just enforce the law, we don’t have that information...’ You don’t have any idea, don’t you talk among yourselves, don’t you guess, don’t you hear things from the border crossers? Don’t you have intel people in those countries, or get it somehow? I ran out of ways to ask -- not an easy thing for me. They haven’t got a clue, if you believe them on that. It’s not plausible.

Driving that dirt road, "Border Road," you can see why no one comes across here any longer. There’s a frickin’ damn big dangerous patrolled fence. It didn’t take two-point-five gazillion dollars to build either, or a decade. Firmly rooted rugged metal pipes stretch skyward, encased in razor ribbon and concertina wire. Ain’t no mother with her baby scaling this puppy and jumping. And that would do you no good. You'd land in the dirt patrol road, facing the next fence, same build. Survive that and you’re on the next dirt patrol road, all of which have flood lights and sensor arrays. And BP vehicles typically in sight of each other. Oh, didn’t the “news” mention any of this, or show it in endlessly looped video?

Fence quality and style changed from mile to mile. It was not something I would want to try to defeat even though some fencing was a softer target than other sections. This was south and east of Naco, Arizona, where years ago, foreigners tramped across a border protected by a few strands of broken barbed wire.

It wasn't us as weekend warriors facing death from banditos, this was a lovely walk in the park, a couple of days out of town. We grilled every shopkeeper, eatery owner, waitress, gift and clothing shop clerk (southern Arizona is blistered with wonderful little shops) about the non-citizens flooding through. Boring. I think we either heard stories they thought we wanted to hear, repeated, that the media just likes to scare people, or odd stories of a few bedraggled people outside of town. We saw no signs, not even scat.

So if they’re flooding the ports of entry, and other states, how much time will we need to go around and check them out? Mass media promoted February as a record setting month for captured break ins. Then announced that March set a new record, 114,000, and predicted April would beat that. Tell me someone is not orchestrating this. Tell me also Border Patrol has no idea what’s happening. Which is worse -- they really don’t know, or they know damn well and it keeps going on with their knowledge?

Don’t forget the military question: We’ve been told the military is on the border. This was especially important for my friend, and he asked about it every chance he could. Where are they? We didn’t see any. We were informed by BP (something we already knew) that the military can’t enforce civilian law, posse comitatus and all that. Fine, we don't want military enforcing civilian law on our soil.

“They’re in a support role, so we are freed up to do this work.’ So what’s a support role? None of the answers made sense. They’re doing administrative work. You have the National Guard working as secretaries? Seriously? They’re repairing vehicles. Don’t you have a motor pool, like, with mechanics? Do solders do truck maintenance? The deeper we dug, the deeper the hole. It seemed they had been coached, trained with talking points, how to deflect, we don’t know where the military support is. Not visible is one answer.

I know I'm going to hear how wrong this all is. I need to know where to look for what. Douglas was a ghost town. The roads winding their way through barren desert down that way were barren. A brief second run through Yuma looked quiet and calm. Well, that's 30 minutes from the border, say, San Luis. Foot and vehicle traffic through that port of entry seemed normal, stores were in operation. Admittedly, it was a cursory view, better look next time. But I sure wouldn't want to attempt those fences. Not with all the watchers, razor wire, or carrying anything, wall after wall. I definitely must be missing something.

I did notice the Ingraham Angle was screaming the scream, but with all the resources FOX could bring to bear, her videos showed a total of six illegals -- a few in a river (unidentified), and a few being loaded into the back of a Border Patrol vehicle.

Doors, Not Walls

Neil Cavuto almost hit it when he just said on FOX:
"Maybe the problem is just the word wall."

Right. The wall for keeping people out.
Let people in.

BUILD DOORS.
Wherever they're needed along the border.
(Terms of service agreement required for entry,
not all applicants will qualify.)

Lots of doors, in numerous spots.
This is where America lets people in.
Let them come. (Can't stop them.)
Line up like any public facility.

Mr. Trump, promise to build doors.
Build doors, not walls.
Post the rules in plain English.

Background Check Clamor Obscures Real Problem

The lamestream media told you:

Universal background checks are the real solution to gun deaths, or what we call gun violence, or what we call mass shootings, or what we call terrorism, or what we call mental-health problems.

Please forget that we used to call it five-day waiting periods, when it was known as the Brady bill. Back when it funded the FBI's sprawling campus that houses the NICS computers, allowing it to check out any American from a single location, for the background checks, that are now the golden fleece, and all waiting-period talk has been abandoned, because that was a worthless smokescreen, served its purpose with useful idiots, never amounted to anything or stopped anyone anyway. Selling guns to gang members and the rest, five days later, solved nothing. It was the computer, that's what mattered, and the statutory authority to use it.

The Uninvited Ombudsman notes however that:

Background check real issues, short form:

-- No mass murderers have been stopped, that's just the evidence. This is among the gun lobby's main points.

-- If the goal is to stop mass murders (the left says it is), this doesn't do that.

-- Related, 6,000 inner-city murders, the main criminal statistic, is unaffected after 20 years. The total lack of murder trials for that is also unaffected. So -- what's the point of background checks if the crimes are ignored.

-- The big issue: When hardened criminals are finally found, turned down trying to buy guns at retail, they are just sent away with their money. Is that what you support? (That's rarely even mentioned, no one supports that when they find out).

-- The background check ignores the problem of sociopathic children who want to mass murder their classmates -- the main reason people are clamoring for checks these days.

-- Most of the people stopped and denied their rights are guilty of nothing, the studies have found, they just lose their rights though bureaucracy.

-- The people turned down can't be convicted of anything.

-- The numbers of convictions (we're told the system weeds out criminals trying to buy guns -- very serious crime) is in two digits out of tens of thousands of denials and millions of checks. What is the system actually doing?

-- There is no reasonable way to get off the list.

-- There is not even a practical way to find out if you are on the list.

-- Muslim jihadis aren't perturbed in their quest by background checks.

-- Every gang member, mental case, would-be murderer and 100 million decent Americans who are already armed are, like, already armed, making the background check system superfluous for them to control crime.

-- The left-leaning response to that side of the problem (existing guns already owned) is, we'll get those guns too.

-- But think about that -- all this fuss is about new psychos who need their first gun. Didn't the media and the antis think this through?

-- The cost of the system, in billions (real numbers are not available for reasons unclear at press time) could be desperately applied to real crime-fighting needs, but is blocked by democrats who want the NICS system up.

-- The system collects the names of 12 million innocent Americans annually who buy guns, the real reason the system was built -- according to knowledgable insiders on both sides of the aisle.

-- In point of fact, background checks have been a huge success -- measured from the perspective of collecting gun owners' names.

-- A background check can be conducted without gathering everyone's name, but politicians and bureaucrats refuse to do that, because it's really the names they want -- they know the check doesn't accomplish much else. http://www.gunlaws.com/BIDSvNICS.htm

-- The studies of armed criminals show the checks don't stop them -- they simply use straw buyers who have no criminal record. Or get some of the 350 million guns already in private hands. Or some of the countless guns smuggled in with the same ease as fentanyl, coke, pot, heroin, sex slaves and everything else.

How much more do I have to put on this list before you, too, realize the background check is about collecting the names of the innocent, ignoring gangland murders, psychotic children, sociopaths or the jihad and misdirecting attention?

Remember, the FBI could easily circulate the names of the bad guys, like wanted posters, and gun dealers could check the list to stop retail sales to villains. Instead they require business people to send the names of all their customers to the FBI. Ask yourself why it is never explained like that (known as, "clearly").

Instead, it's the usual suspects: hoplophobes, leftist/socialist/statists, useful idiots, uninformed media, misinformed schoolkids, apparatchiks and more who want the government surveillance checks expanded. Will this help if they read it?

Bonus questions:

Can the sociopathology of democrat-controlled inner cities be addressed so the murder rate drops?

v How do we stop our children from becoming sociopathic monsters, and why is that happening all of a sudden?

Illegal immigration More Planned Than You Know

The lamestream media told you:

If anything undermines the "news" media's credibility, it's this issue -- illegal immigration.

I covered this when we had millions crossing the border with no controls. Remember the Minutemen? The public had to take up the cause it was so bad. I saw it with my own eyes, wrote about it:
https://www.gunlaws.com/Minuteman.htm

Photographed the whole thing:
https://www.gunlaws.com/border1.htm

The liars in the media (it hurts to say that but it's accurate) would have you believe a spontaneous group of a few hundred moms and their kids fled torture and murder to get to the land of the free and the home of the brave.

Even when they showed pictures of masses of military age men, they continued the phony story. Unlicensed reporters kept their jobs, received no penalties.

The thousands of ("asylum seekers" or "distressed families" or "working poor" or "displaced locals" or "immigrants" or "migrants") came on foot with no assistance and no plan. We were told.

No one reporter even examined the claims of massive murder and mayhem in the three central American nations. A quick check with travel agencies shows each one gets about 1,000,000 (one million) international tourists a year. Not exactly the definition of war torn shoot holes.

The Uninvited Ombudsman notes however that:

A picture is worth a thousand words:


To seek asylum from terrible danger, take the shortest route to safety.



To make a political statement with agenda-driven ally backing,


take the longest route and lie about everything to a


co-opted immoral "news" media/political partnership


(and get the most sympathetic courts, anticipating your arrival).

Armed Citizens Quietly Protest

Pittsburgh Stages Armed Rally to Defy Abusive Government

The lamestream media told you:

Nothing on national news. Local news covered it heavily because there were... guns! OMG! but failed to explain the actual issues with any degree of depth or accuracy. The mayor and police officials got plenty of face time and expressed concerns and fear, at length. Reiterations of restrictive laws and bans received copious airtime, with regretful reminders that arms are not banned, but legislation for that was coming.

The Uninvited Ombudsman notes however that:

With government officials attempting to enact laws that are strictly banned, Americans were in the streets protecting the blatant, unethical, attempted unconstitutional abuse perpetrated on the public by various officials, none of whom have been charged with anything yet, and remain in office. State law prohibited localities from enacting their own gun laws, but this hasn't controlled Pittsburgh "authorities" from attempting exactly that, reminiscent of how so-called "gun-control" laws fail to control criminals. It was only action by armed individuals, similar to how police control people who violate the law, began to maintain law and order.

The city got the message, apparently, and seems to be backing off its illegal power grab, which included infringement on people's property, the right to bear arms and reductions or eliminations of due process. A loss of due process is the subject of proposed criminal penalties for anyone attempting such violations of fundamental rights.

A simple web search will give you numerous posts of images, home videos, "news" media reports and more on the well attended Pittsburgh protest. Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership, http://www.jpfo.org issued a statement in support of the rally:

JPFO Statement for the Pittsburgh Rally

CIVIL RIGHTS RALLY IN
PITTSBURGH IS THE HIGH ROAD

Misguided effort to disarm Jews
and the public is wrong

JPFO Statement for the Pittsburgh Rally

Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership respects and supports the efforts of our colleagues and patriots in Pittsburgh for exercising their rights to assemble and freely speak in defense of the fundamental human and civil right to keep and bear arms.

It is disheartening that some of our countrymen -- elected and religious officials included -- have been misguided into falsely believing that by weakening, disarming or making innocent people vulnerable we will somehow stop crime or forestall the actions of sociopaths. Nothing could be further from the truth. Today’s assembly in Pittsburgh is determined to get this important message across:

So-called “gun control” doesn’t control guns and doesn’t stop crime! It is a code phrase for disarming the public, and is never the right choice for public policy. You can’t arm slaves and expect them to remain slaves, and similarly, you can’t disarm free citizens and expect them to remain free. Watch carefully who does the disarming. A freely armed public is why America is the great magnet that attracts desperately oppressed gunless people from across the globe.

Taking lawfully owned firearms and accessories from the people who own them is infringement. Infringement is banned by the U.S. Constitution. The people who attempt to infringe on our rights are modern day red coats, dressed in business attire, who must be resisted by all available means. Infringers earn and deserve prison sentences!

The mass-media community is complicit in promoting the distorted message that weakness is strength, or disarming the average woman or man is good -- the precise opposite of the truth. Their incessant front-page promotion of mass murderers by name and image encourages copycats. They know this, and use it to further their nefarious cause of civil disarmament. Protected by heavily armed minions of government, these sycophants of the system violate every principle of ethical journalism and argue for reducing the public under absolute despotism, the sure road to the loss of freedom, genocide and enslavement.

Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership stands four square with our courageous allies in defense of liberty, property ownership and a heavily armed public, as the balance to power it was successfully designed to be by our intelligent, well educated and religiously inclined Founding Fathers!

Signed, The Management and Bd. of Directors of Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership



“Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership, http://www.jpfo.org is America’s most aggressive civil-rights organization, dedicated to destroying the notion of ‘gun control’ as any kind of credible public-policy position. So-called ‘gun control’ does not control guns and doesn’t control criminal behavior. What it does do is disarm the innocent, leaving them helpless in the face of criminals, tyrannical governments and genocide. History repeatedly proves this fact. Founded in 1989 by Aaron Zelman as a response to the Holocaust, JPFO speaks with the moral authority and tenacious commitment of survivors of persecution, and knows that surrendering your personal and family safety to government protection courts disaster. You don’t have to be Jewish to fight by our side, you just have to love liberty.”

THE WALL

The Self Defense Wall on Our Southern Border.

The media blames only one side for the delay in erecting The Wall.

Clearly both sides have dug in, right?
This is called journalism "ethics."

President Trump wants $5 billion to build it, knowing Pelosi and her team of democrats won't allow Congress to act. He gets to blame them, they get to blame him. Congress stalls.

When Hussein Obama wanted fifteen times as much -- $150 billion -- in cash -- to give away to muslim enemy leaders of Iran, he simply got it in cash (from somewhere, never disclosed as far as I'm aware) and flew it on palettes in unmarked planes at night to give to them.

That guy never even got charged with providing material support to a terrorist organization.

Riddle me this: Why can't we, in defense of ourselves, do the same?

Where are the reporters who should be asking those questions?


Nancy Pelosi lives behind A WALL.
It provides her with protection. Protection is a good thing.
She understands the purpose and value of a wall.




Barack Hussein Obama lives behind A WALL.
It provides him with protection. Protection is a good thing.
He understands the purpose and value of a wall.


 

Someone needs to tell president Trump to make this point.
The rich, elitist democrats fighting the protective wall for America
all have protective walls for themselves.
This borders on criminal malfeasance.

Americans will respond to this message, just like you did.

Communist China

If newscasts don't stop calling
COMMUNIST CHINA simply "China,"
the communists could beat us.

 

It may be the most important battle of America's life.
The battle for your mind, literally.
Our enemies could beat us without firing a shot.

You will not know you have lost until you are enslaved.
They are succeeding in turning us against ourselves.
It is subtle, and deadly.

National Public Radio is now advertising (they call it "news") that something called "China" is stealing our hi-tech for 5G technology. Look up 5G if you care, it's the future of everything, so far beyond your 4G cell phone that you already can't live without now.*

But China isn't stealing 5G. Communists who rule that brutal dictatorship with an iron fist, they are.

Because communist China is so far behind as a nation, they can only catch up by stealing technology from us. All the media focus on Russia (also a communistic-type dictatorship) helps hide what the communists in China are doing.

By manipulating language you are being brainwashed. "We will bury you" is happening before your eyes, with simple words that hide the truth and mislead you. It hurts to say this, but our own democrats, now largely socialists, are complicit. The so-called "news" media has sold out almost completely. Communist China has a 40-point plan to take us over, actively underway. What, you haven't heard about it?

Not long ago, the "news" spoke of the the Red Chinese, Communist China, the Chicoms, our MORTAL enemies. They were and still are among the greatest threats we face.

Nothing has changed, except for cover our own media is giving them. Brainwashing -- a tool they invented and viciously used during the Korean War -- is fully at work here, in its improved softer version. It has captured the media, the education establishment, a large chunk of Congress and too much of the public. Many of us can see it, too many cannot.

The "cultural revolution," which is never properly explored here, is an effort by the Chicoms to wipe out China's glorious artful and militaristic past history and replace it with the new communist distorted rewrite of history.

The exquisite musical theater Shen Yun is based on China's splendid 5,000-year cultural history, with music, costumes, dance, poetry, theatrics and love stories, the ones the Red Chinese want to obliterate and erase from history.

BANNED IN CHINA



Shen Yun plays worldwide to packed audiences. But not in communist China. In communist China it is banned. If the theater company (now five full traveling troupes) sets foot there, they will be arrested, and disappeared. Shen Yun was assembled and performs to preserve 5,000 years of cultural history of this formerly great land the current dictator-for-life wants destroyed. Calling that man "president" is a travesty, a violation of every ethical guideline journalism has.

Any American news outlet that goes along, or refuses to call this despotic tyrannical regime anything but communist China and a dictatorship, should lose its advertisers and audience. They are poisoning your mind and providing material support to an enemy of the United States.

Communist China's money --
featuring history's worst mass murderer:



Remember: communist China features the world's worst mass murderer on their currency (and buildings everywhere). This reminds the enslaved population of what awaits them if they act out of line. Nobody tries to emigrate to this "great land." Political prisoners, even parents who exceed the enforced baby limits, are murdered, concentration camped, or simply disappeared.

Our tech giants have agreed to operate there, under totalitarian limits. Shame on them. You think they're screwing with us here? Imagine what they collect and transmit to the overlords in commieland.

*Blazing speed gets talked about but it's not really here with 4G. It's 5G that's so fast it will link your "secured" home to the supermarket, your car, your workplace, run traffic control and autonomous cars, monitor your health and link it to hospitals, your doctors and your medical chart and insurers, control your entertainment centers and smart speaker (monitoring equipment), all your devices, trash collection, web everything... society is about to become one enmeshed totality under 5G. Cool or total control? Communist China wants to control it, right now we do. It's time to stop calling them "China." The Chicoms are back.

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  • Freelance writer Alan Korwin is a founder and past president of the Arizona Book Publishing Association. With his wife Cheryl he operates Bloomfield Press, the largest producer and distributor of gun-law books in the country. Here writing as "The Uninvited Ombudsman," Alan covers the day's stories as they ought to read. Read more.

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