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Holy Matrimony Batman!

I'm now a columnist on They have a stellar cast including
Ann Coulter, Thomas Sowell, Hugh Hewitt, Dennis Prager, Michelle Malkin, more.

My first column dealt with the (now done) Supreme Court decision on gay marriage.
I took an approach no one had taken, which the High Court missed.

It's short and sweet, makes you wonder why no one else has thought of it already.
Would very much enjoy hearing what you think.
(My Arizona friends and Townhall readers have seen this.)

My concern was that the Court's decision would plunge us deeper
into the exact mess that has already caused grave harm to the nation.

It did. Enjoy:


Holy Matrimony Batman!

Solving the marriage equation is easy --
it resolves itself when you simply use the proper term:
holy matrimony.

All indications suggest the U.S. Supreme Court is likely to miss this connection in its decision due any day now. (They did.)

Marriage has always essentially been a function of "the church" (figuratively speaking).

It is not a function of the state -- and in fact the state is specifically precluded from any activity whatsoever here -- by the First Amendment:

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion,
or prohibiting the free exercise thereof;"

Seen from this vantage point, the correct and inalienable vantage point, it is only our government's insertion into matters where it has no legitimate delegated authority that has created any problems with which America now wrestles.

It is important here to understand the word government itself in a way that may not be familiar to you.

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Muslims Seek World Domination

The lamestream media told you:

Islam is the religion of peace. Most Muslims are moderate. We don't know why the moderate majority don't speak out when a few radical Muslims call for world domination, label every non-Muslim an infidel who must be enslaved or wiped out, or kill innocent people day after day and blow things up.

The Uninvited Ombudsman notes however that:

(Note: "He11" is misspelled here to allow it through Internet filters)

Muslims intend to take over England and institute Sharia law. If you're not a Muslim you are an infidel and will "burn in he11," according to the Muslims at this event, and all British police should burn in he11 with them. U.S. media has failed to report this in the U.S.

This is not from the Uninvited Ombudsman. This is from a sea of Muslims in England at a protest. You can see it for yourself in stunning footage from a young British girl who filmed the huge event in her home town, to her startled dismay, which our media failed to report.

Write to your local news outlets and ask why they did not report on this. This is why you are supposed to make your own local media email list and use it. Gather emails of your local media, make an email group, and use it. The media had room for Miley Cyrus, they need to make room for this. You want to DO something? Do this. Make the media list.

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  • Freelance writer Alan Korwin is a founder and past president of the Arizona Book Publishing Association. With his wife Cheryl he operates Bloomfield Press, the largest producer and distributor of gun-law books in the country. Here writing as "The Uninvited Ombudsman," Alan covers the day's stories as they ought to read. Read more.

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